The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt was the runner up best internet meme of 2009 here at Organized Remains. Now the shirt has become the official shirt of New Hampshire's Economic Development. They say it symbolizes great business, but we know it symbolizes everything amazing. Our home state just became the greatest state of all time.
The other day I found out New Hampshire is the 7th best state to start a business in. Can we thank the shirt for this? Yes... yes we can. We interviewed our neighbor Phil to get his intake.
ORB - Phil can you tell us, what has this shirt done for you?
Phil - Well I have many uses for it, from bath towel, to shelter. This shirt does it all. I was in a downward spiral with drugs, alcohol, and Crazy Taxi on the Sega Dreamcast, but now I'm all cured! My family thinks they were a big impact in helping me, but lets be honest... it's the shirt.
ORB - Wow with all that luck, I'm sure you bought each of your family members one.
Phil - Why would I do such a thing? I don't want them getting all the luck. It's time they realize I'm the man of the house!
ORB - Well that sounds a little mean. Does your family even know about the shirt?
Phil - Oh yes, especially my oldest son. I wet the three wolf moon shirt, twirl it up and throw it against his wall. The vibration from the shirt causes his whole room to become an electric vortex... I'm not sure what that does, but you can ask Ronnie.... RONNIE! COME DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK TO THIS MAN!
Ronnie - What dad?
Phil - Tell the nice people what an electric vortex is... and does.
Ronnie - What are you talking about... did you make this up?
Phil - Maybe this will remind you! *holds up three wolf moon shirt*... Ronnie?... Ronnie!?
ORB - I think he fainted!
Phil - You better leave.
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