*CAUTION* The following blog post might be offensive to people of the church, believers in Jesus, and Jesus himself... It's not my fault. I blame the seller on Amazon!
Ever wanted a keychain that said, "I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time?" Well Amazon is your place! Amazon has about 4 pages full of Jesus keychains. Some of them are kind, like "Jesus Recycles." Recycling is good, good for mankind, earth, and animals. That's really the only one that is kind.
Of course religious people that are offended easily should not check out these keychains. I mean you would have to be a sick person to even look through the 4 pages of Jesus key chains, or someone writing a blog about Jesus key chains.
Now you must think I'm a sick person to just spread around the word of Jesus keychains. Let me state my case before you judge me. I am posting about this because the next time your weird neighbor is having a birthday party, and wants a Jesus keychain, you know where you can go! Also some people might get a kick out of them, and it's my job to entertain people... sick people... very sick people.
Link to keychains
Move out of the way three wolf moon shirt!
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