Introducing the PS3 Snuggie! Keep your PS3 nice and warm! Warning: Might look stupid... and catch on fire.
According to ARS Technica, the famed iPod hacker has been toiling away for the last three years and now has something to show for it. This same man has finally cracked the Playstation 3! Some of you reading who aren't so tech-savvy may be asking, "so what? I dropped mine last month and cracked it." Well here's what we're talking about, buddy! Because the Playstation Network updates the Playstation 3 so frequently with all kinds of security updates among others, it's apparently incredibly difficult to hack into and change what the Playstation is physically capable to do. Just one example so you can understand, this may allow Playstation 3 users to pirate games! Or maybe more legal uses. So we've compiled a list based entirely off of scientific deducting from our science labs full of scientists, that we call the Organized Remains Battlestation, or ORB for short, of what the Playstation will be capable of by 2012.
1) Hologram Screen.
Your Playstation 3 will no longer need HDMI cables or a TV to hook up too, just ample space above it. The top will open up from the middle and a projector will shoot a hologram screen into the air!
2) Ability to play any system's games, past or present.
image from gadgettell.comThe current Playstation 3 Network already has downloadable Playstation 1 games, proving that once you put the files from games of the past into a particular digital format, it's as easy as downloading it onto your PS3 to play it. Some of the game paddle configurations might take some debugging but none the less, it's coming!
3) Plug-In Work Out Elastics
image from asseenontvpromo.com Strap down your PS3 and lock the elastic-plug in into your remote control. You now sit on the floor, sit in a sturdy chair, sit on your bed, wherever you're comfortable and play Wii-Fit styled games that tone your pecs and define your biceps, triceps and lats.
4) Vaccume/Pool Cleaner
Not only will the PS3 be waterproof, but you can unplug it from the outlet, rest it on the ground or in your pool and leave for work. By the time you return you've got one less chore to do!
5) Destroy The Inferior Human Race
Much like how plenty of people look at the book Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell as prophetic of Big Brother in modern civilization, we believe that The Terminator 1 and 2 were prophetic of the future of gaming. Only instead of Cyberdyne, it'll be called Sony.
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