Jun 12, 2010

Are Ya Ready Kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

According to USA Today, an 8 year old New Jersey Boy named Reese Ronceray used what he learned from Spongebob Squarepants to save a 5 year old drowning boy. The mother of the drowning boy thought it was safe for her child to swim near the shore of a lake, thinking it was shallow but it was actually six feet deep and she was too much in a panic to save the child herself.

Reese rides in in a white horse carrying the sun on his shoulders and whipping his wild hair around, then places the mighty Excaliber on his stead for safe keeping. Reese plunges into the lake with a kind of grace that would make Aquaman jealous and latches onto the drowning child. The vicious Poseidon called out to Reese "NOT TODAY BOY!" and took both children underwater but in the dark depths of the lake, Reese was blessed the wisdom of a holograph of his mentor Spongebob Squarepants.

With a new lease on life, Reese kicked and swam with everything he had until he surfaced with the young citizen pressed above his head! As the mother of the drowning boy hugged Reese, he called to the lake "Now Poseidon, just come on back if you ever wanna try again. Cuz I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been!"

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